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http://www.packagemuseum.com/index.htm
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only thing better than wasting time at a museum is wasting time at an
online museum. You don't have to walk around and use up all of that
precious energy that you have been storing up for important things like
eating and sleeping. At the packagemuseum.com you are given a ring side seat to history's most memorable and most
forgetable items. The coolest thing is that all of these relics have
been photographed next to a dime to give the viewer prospective the the
original size of the package. But why a dime? Maybe that was all that
the photographer had in his pocket at the time or maybe The Package
Museum was following a strict and ancient protocall passed down from an
obscure package collecting cult from Greenland. Hmmm.....
Disclaimer: Brand New Addiction is not responsible for lost wages, poor parenting, failed relationships, bad
hygiene, muscle atrophy, bed soars, evictions, and/or employment
terminations due to wasting time. Please waste time responsibly. Enjoy! |
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I know that your bored and that is why you need to The CIA's World
Factbook and discover a million or so facts about the world and
everything in it. How many miles of paved roads does it have? How many
internet and cell phone users does it contain? Each list has another
liast ans that list has a few more. The amount of useful and completely
useless information that this website contains may induce some
uncontrollable vomiting or even hunger.......after the uncontrollable
vomiting. Go Now!
Disclaimer: Brand New Addiction is not responsible for lost wages, poor parenting, failed relationships, bad
hygiene, muscle atrophy, bed soars, evictions, and/or employment
terminations due to wasting time. Please waste time responsibly. Enjoy! |
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http://uncyclopedia.org
Lets face it, Wikipedia is the Internet's only source for completely
factual and infallible information. But sometimes you just gotta be
different. Uncyclopedia ventures into uncharted and unsubstansiated
territory by being the internet's only source for unfactual and
completely fallible information. It is the anti-wiki. The ultimate
source of false and misleading information. For example; I typed in the
word GHOST and was suprised to find out that Ghosts communicate with
eachother by saying BOO! I did not know that. The uses for Uncyclopedia
are countless. You can use it as a humorious souce for your term paper
or create the illusion of being way smart seing as how retaining and
memorizing facts is way harder than remembering the wrong information.
I encourage you to spend some time looking up the wrong definitions of
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Would you know what I was talking about if I told you that I suffer
from pedexterity? What if I gave you a severe thumb slashing? Would you
even know that it had happened? The list of fresh slang words triples
daily which is why you need spend some quality time at www.urbandictionary.com.
It's the authority on all of the latest lingo trends. The definitions
of words like gr7, gasolina, destinesia, and shuffle shame are
explained in great detail. You will most definetly become the envy of
all your friends when you spit out The Urban Dictionary's word of the
day.
Disclaimer: Brand New Addiction is not responsible for lost wages, poor parenting, failed relationships, bad
hygiene, muscle atrophy, bed soars, evictions, and/or employment
terminations due to wasting time. Please waste time responsibly. Enjoy! |
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There are tons of online gaming sites out there. Many of them offer
hours of mind numbing puzzles and shoot 'em ups but Orisinal is a bit
different in that all of these little flash games have a single
creator, Ferry Halim. Games like Penguin Panic & Milk The Cow push
your reaction time to the breaking point while What Comes Around
induces virtigo and dry heaves. From the everyday gamer to the ultra
elite there is something for everybody at Orisinal.
Disclaimer: Brand New Addiction is not responsible for lost wages, poor parenting, failed relationships, bad
hygiene, muscle atrophy, bed soars, evictions, and/or employment
terminations due to wasting time. Please waste time responsibly. Enjoy!
site: http://www.ferryhalim.com/orisinal/ |
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